Turkey Enthusiasts Gifts

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

I'd skip that one - It's gonna be all dried out.

'You knew he was going into the family business when you married him.'

Turkey Hotline

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

"The festive season makes me nervous, Bob."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

Before and After Holiday Diet

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Thanksgiving.

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

God perfects his turkey design.

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Holiday Overkill.

Christmas escape plan

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

'Want to come to the Thanksgiving play, Grandma? I have a real meaty part.'