Turkey Enthusiast Gifts

I'm With Delicious

The Vorsteins plan to raise their own turkey for Thanksgiving failed the moment their kids named it 'Bobo'.

Turkey Black Fridays.

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

Thanksgiving Dinners: (Turkey/Ham/Corned Beef/Children Under 5) 'They're eating their own now!'

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

"My investment adviser told me to go for short term capital gains."

Gobble

I know I don't have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month.

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence downed set free the first turkey he sees."

Turkey Day: 'I wanna leg!' 'I want dressing!' 'I want the light meat!'

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

'Lucky you! I see cherries!...No, wait. They're cranberries'

Turkey Graduation.

'There's not much meat on the bird this year!'

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.

Happy Thanksgiving Pictures.

'I don't like this!'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"And you wonder why I'm paranoid!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Do you think he'll go for it?"

And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"

'I'm hoping to steer clear of bird flu until after Christmas...'

"What will I look like in the future?"

Tom's effort to protect himself leads to his demise.

The End is Near.

Dressing the Turkey

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"You don't want me. I've got bird flu!"

The Second Thanksgiving.

'My Christmas bonus.'

How to have the perfect Holiday Turkey!

'How old am I? Well, let's just say I've survived five Christmases...'