Turkey Enthusiast Prints

The true meaning of Thanksgiving...

I think I've figured out why you're having air flow problems.

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

"My investment adviser told me to go for short term capital gains."

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

I know I don't have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month.

Gobble

'Lucky you! I see cherries!...No, wait. They're cranberries'

Congress in Session. Business as Usual.

'There's not much meat on the bird this year!'

'I don't like this!'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'I'm hoping to steer clear of bird flu until after Christmas...'

"What will I look like in the future?"

The End is Near.

Dressing the Turkey

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"You don't want me. I've got bird flu!"

The Second Thanksgiving.

'My Christmas bonus.'

How to have the perfect Holiday Turkey!

'How old am I? Well, let's just say I've survived five Christmases...'

Table Discussion

"Carrying around all that extra white meat isn't good for your health."

"Of course our house is politically divided, but this is about white meat versus dark."

"I lose more friends to Thanksgiving than I do to high cholesterol."

"If that's all the gamr thee found, it will have to do. Maybe next year we will find something more suitable for the feast!"

The Revolt of the Turkeys

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Did you get a Christmas bonus you were hoping for?"

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Not again, I thought a turkey was for Christmas, not for life."

Turkey kids: Thanksgiving.

"It's worth a try."