Turkey Lovers Gifts

If Ben Franklin had been granted his wish for our national symbol.

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"Holy cow! I've gained eight pounds!"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

Before and After Holiday Diet

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

"Separate checks, please."

God perfects his turkey design.

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

Turkey With All the Trimmings

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Holiday Overkill.

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Christmas escape plan

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."