"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."
Turkey Dinner Lovers Gifts
Looking for a gift for turkey dinner lovers? Explore a range of products that capture the joy and humor of your favorite holiday feast. Perfect for those who appreciate the tradition and fun of a well-cooked turkey, our collection offers whimsical designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that add a touch of humor and warmth to their celebration. Whether they’re passionate cooks or simply turkey enthusiasts, these thoughtful gifts will bring a smile and toast to their love of festive feasting.
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!
"Never say you're stuffed!"
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
Before and After Holiday Diet
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'
Thanksgiving.
God perfects his turkey design.
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
Holiday Overkill.
Turkey Dinner and gravity
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
Christmas escape plan
Turkey Funeral Planning
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
"That's him office...the peeping tom!"
Turkey Dinner Lovers Gifts Collection
Turkey Dinner Lovers Mugs
Explore our collection of turkey dinner lover mugs and find the perfect humorous or heartfelt design to brighten their day.
Turkey Dinner Lovers Pillows
Discover cozy pillows featuring turkey-themed humor—great for holiday cheer or adding a whimsical touch to your home décor.
Turkey Dinner Lovers Prints
Browse our turkey dinner prints that bring humor and warmth to any wall, making holiday celebrations even more memorable.
Turkey Dinner Lovers T-Shirts
Check out our funny and festive t-shirts for turkey lovers—ideal for holiday dinners or casual celebrations that showcase their culinary passion.