Turkey Dinner Lovers Pillows

"I'm thankful for not being a turkey."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."

Holiday Overkill.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

God perfects his turkey design.

"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."

Christmas escape plan

"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."

Turkey Funeral Planning

Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.