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Turkey Tradition Buff Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their home decor with our turkey tradition-themed pillows, blending comfort with humorous holiday flair for the perfect seasonal accent.
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
Christmas on Other Planets.
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."
"Never say you're stuffed!"
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
Before and After Holiday Diet
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
Turkey Dinner and gravity
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
God perfects his turkey design.
Holiday Overkill.
'You have your Boxing Day dip and I'II have mine...'
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
Christmas escape plan
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.
See? Just trace your feathers like this, and you've drawn a person!
'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'
'My Christmas bonus.'
Turkey Tradition Buff Pillows Collection
Turkey Tradition Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating turkey traditions—ideal for morning coffee or holiday cheer with a humorous twist.
Turkey Tradition Buff Prints
Browse our holiday-themed prints capturing turkey traditions—perfect for decorating or gifting during the festive season.
Turkey Tradition Buff T-Shirts
Discover our witty turkey tradition t-shirts, perfect for spreading holiday cheer and showcasing your festive spirit in style.