Turkey Traditionalist Pillows

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"Herb's from Texas."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Hip hop Santa.

Luddite Zoom.

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."