Turkey Traditionalist Gifts

"And you’re certain my suggesting a vegan Thanksgiving didn’t offend your grandmother?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

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"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"I love these old decorations!"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Hip hop Santa.

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

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