Turkey Sandwich Enthusiast Gifts

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Lunch Meet

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"Never say you're stuffed!"

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'