Turkey Sandwich Enthusiast Prints

One day Mike and a handful of other termites happened upon a turkey sandwich,,, after that it was pretty hard to go back to wood,

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Lunch Meet

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"Never say you're stuffed!"

The Deli Llama

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Before and After Holiday Diet

A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.