Chicken Sandwich Enthusiast Gifts

"This is my kind of business conflict... the fast food chicken sandwich wars."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Jelly I.V.