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"This is my kind of business conflict... the fast food chicken sandwich wars."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Filling the Missile Gap

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A bit of Newlyn.