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"I think you need to work on your pelvic floor exercises, dear!"

"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."

"Or research has proved that the chicken came not just before the egg, but before anything else in the known universe."

"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."

'Go ahead. If you make it across, they'll be telling your story for years.'

"Okay, now what?"

Missing.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Well, yes, we are having you for dinner this evening, and, no, you don't have to bring wine!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

'I've struggle with weight problems since birth. I was a 'Jumbo' egg.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

A hen pushes a egg carton on wheels containing her chicks.

'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'I do my own thing.'

"Pecking order's not what it used to be."

The Delusional World of the Free-Range Chicken

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."

"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"

"I was hoping you'd have outgrown that by now."

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

"I need this grant to start my chicken farm."

Seminal moments in Chicken History

Free Range Chickens

'I'm really tired of hearing about her pious children, the angel food cake.'

The First Frozen Embryos.

Chicken: the one-man show

Edna stumbles upon her husband's bucket list.

"Here, you're either great or finger lickin' good."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

'It's just not right! We're girls, we need our own rooms!'

'The ligaments in both legs are torn to shreds. However, the drumsticks, thighs, wings and breasts should still be fine... either baked or fried.'

'So tell me more about this crossing the road obsession?'