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"I guess that answers the question then!"

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

'This guy is not a full-bird colonel!'

Referee - That's a foul !

A pair of chickens tango.

"I thought it was a place to pick up some chicks, but NOOOOO!"

'Forget about going home to roost, I say let's live a little and party!'

Chicken crossing road.

"Every Easter, he has this nightmare that he's made of marshamallow."

"We did it! With Tia Carmen's chicken, we collected twice as much Halloween candy!"

"Spring Chicken"

The beginning of the end of the world...

Vegetable Soup for the Soul

Chook Dentist

George's ancestry was unusual.

Chicken wins the ancient argument, who came first, using modern logic.

'Cover me whilst I cross the road...'

"Helen's career as an emotional support chicken would soon be cut short. Hey, Bryan. What's with the side-eye? Bryan. Bryan. Bryan..."

A chicken sits on a carton of eggs

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.