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'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'

'Who had the 'Chicken-a-la King'?'

'Got any road movies?'

"Today some foxes raided Farmer Jameson's coop and ate his chickens. At this point experts say there is no evidence to suggest it was a religiously motivated act of terror."

"Total waste of money if you ask me."

"Trade?"

"I always let them run around for a bit after the execution!"

The Rooster Comedian.

Silence of the Chickens...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

Dogs and Chickens

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

A bit of Newlyn.

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken replies: 'I'm free-range pal, I can go where I like.'