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'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'

'Who had the 'Chicken-a-la King'?'

'Got any road movies?'

"Today some foxes raided Farmer Jameson's coop and ate his chickens. At this point experts say there is no evidence to suggest it was a religiously motivated act of terror."

"Total waste of money if you ask me."

"Trade?"

"I always let them run around for a bit after the execution!"

The Rooster Comedian.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Silence of the Chickens...

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'Can he come out and play?'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

'They call it the people dance.'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Seminal moments in Chicken History

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

A classic example of Poultry in Motion.

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

A bit of Newlyn.

"Babies come from WHERE?!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'