Chicken Sandwich Fan Gifts

"It's worse than politics. They're arguing the merits of chicken sandwiches!"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Dogs and Chickens

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

'How to make everything taste like chicken.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

"Why have you come over here?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

A Migrating Chicken

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.