Fried Chicken Fan Gifts

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

"Anyone else get a friend request from a Colonel Sanders?"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

"You're next on my bucket list."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'They call it the people dance.'

'Sure big shot. You SAY you can cross the road, but talk is cheep...cheep,cheep.'

Dogs and Chickens

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

The Colonel at home.

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

A Migrating Chicken

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"Why have you come over here?"

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'