Fried Chicken Lovers Gifts

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

Chicken comedians.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'You can bet they're not hens.'

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'If they're asking the question that surely means they think we're capable of rational thought!'

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

Chickens performing the Sound of Music.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

A chicken blows a bubble

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

Entry-level positions at KFC.

Battery Farms