Fried Chicken Lovers Gifts

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

"You're next on my bucket list."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

Chicken Road Crossing

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

The Colonel at home.

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Chicken comedians.

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

'You can bet they're not hens.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

'If they're asking the question that surely means they think we're capable of rational thought!'

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

A chicken blows a bubble

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

Chickens performing the Sound of Music.

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

Entry-level positions at KFC.