Fried Chicken Enthusiasts Gifts

"It's my emotional support animal."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"You're next on my bucket list."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'If you're out and about today don't forget the pith helmet.'

The Zombie Awakes...

'Who orderes the roasted chicken plate and who ordered the soup?'

'Careful, it's not politically correct to say I rule the roost anymore...'

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

Chicken comedians.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"I'm being promoted in the company's pecking order."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

'You can bet they're not hens.'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'If they're asking the question that surely means they think we're capable of rational thought!'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

'Got any road movies?'

Chickens performing the Sound of Music.

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Meanwhile, in a haunted Chicken coop....

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'Are you aware that a dog can choke to death on chicken bones?'

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

Entry-level positions at KFC.

"Excellent! This crap again!"

"Total waste of money if you ask me."