Fried Food Lover Gifts

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"It's my emotional support animal."

Real Fast Food.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Entry-level positions at KFC.

Medium Fries and a Drink

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Vocal Fry

'That should get some more customers in here!'

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''

Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.