Fried Foods Gifts

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You're next on my bucket list."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

"It's my emotional support animal."

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

"J'accuse!"

The Food of Shame.

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

You are what you eat.

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"OK, so just burn everything to a cinder, act like you know everything, sulk if the kids hate it and that's man-cooking."

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

'That should get some more customers in here!'