Fried Food Aficionado Gifts

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'It's battered and deep-fried.'

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Can I have flies with that'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You're next on my bucket list."

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Teenage Angst.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

The Zombie Awakes...

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Bears talk."

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

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'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Big Boy Foot

Chicken Coupe.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"This never happened."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Overzealous health inspectors.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

'Give me some meat-like substance on some wheat-like substance with a side of deep-fried starch sticks and a small carbonated, flavoured liquid sugar!'