Fried Food Aficionado T-Shirts

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'It's battered and deep-fried.'

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Teenage Angst.

'It's a good source of calcium and contains plenty of flabonoids.'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

"Bears talk."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

The Zombie Awakes...

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

"Whatever is quickest - I'm starving!"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

"This never happened."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Chicken Coupe.

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Big Boy Foot

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

Overzealous health inspectors.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

The Colonel at home.

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

...the onion rings

'Has it ever ocurred to you that I just might like a jumbo burger, fries and a shake?'

'Give me some meat-like substance on some wheat-like substance with a side of deep-fried starch sticks and a small carbonated, flavoured liquid sugar!'