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Saturn Devouring His Feelings

Beers

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You're next on my bucket list."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Real Fast Food.

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

Medium Fries and a Drink

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Vocal Fry

'That should get some more customers in here!'

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''