Fried Food Foe T-Shirts

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

Whole foods versus 'hole foods'.

...the onion rings

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

'MILK FIGHT!'

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

"Don't eat anything fatty...you're not listening, Fatty...I said, 'Don't eat anything!'"

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

"Try to get more exercise."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Fast food trap.

'Oh, oh, Mom's on a rampage again!'

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

"It's not gravy. Your French Fries fell on the floor."

101 Placenta Recipes

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'