Fried Foods T-Shirts

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

Dad's Dinner: The Best in Frozen Foods.

Do they have to grow frozen vegetables in the winter?

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

"It's my emotional support animal."

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

The Food of Shame.

"J'accuse!"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

You are what you eat.

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

"OK, so just burn everything to a cinder, act like you know everything, sulk if the kids hate it and that's man-cooking."

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

'That should get some more customers in here!'

Fried Chicken.