Fries T-Shirts

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

The Food of Shame.

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"J'accuse!"

Real Fast Food.

Haddock and chips please friar! (monk serving in fish bar).

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

You are what you eat.

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'Put the chips down and back away. Slowly. We don't want any heroes here.'

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Medium Fries and a Drink