Fries Fan T-Shirts

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

The Food of Shame.

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Full English Breakfast.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Bip."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Dog catches UFO

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Real Fast Food.

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"