Fries Fan T-Shirts

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

The Food of Shame.

"Don't tell him, but the fries are made of soy too!"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Full English Breakfast.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Bip."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Real Fast Food.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Dog catches UFO

Playing catch with dog until your arm gives out.

'Sticks are fine, but you get spoiled by the beauty and grace of chasing a frisbee.'