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You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Full English Breakfast.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

The Food of Shame.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Boiling Oil.

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Thank God it's Fry Day.

Fish Fries

'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

"Excellent! This crap again!"