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"Excellent! This crap again!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

'Community wok?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"See? It never hurts to ask."

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

Fish Fries

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'