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Vocal Fry

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

"Have you been eating curry again?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Fish Fries

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'