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"And would you like fries with that?"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Fancy an Indian?"

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

'Community wok?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Curry for Breakfast.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Fish Fries

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'