Fry Enthusiast Pillows

"And would you like fries with that?"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

"Fancy an Indian?"

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Community wok?'

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"