Fry Cook Enthusiast Pillows

Entry-level positions at KFC.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Fancy an Indian?"

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

"J'accuse!"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Boiling Oil.

Curry for Breakfast.

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'