Fry Cook Enthusiast Pillows

Entry-level positions at KFC.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Fancy an Indian?"

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"J'accuse!"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Boiling Oil.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

Fish Fries