French Fry Lover Pillows

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

French man holding a dish.

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Your French dip, sir.'

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Community wok?'

'More French bread, sir?.'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"So - we'll go for Bouillabaisse then, shall we?"