French Fry Lover Prints

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Gigot de sept heures."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

French man holding a dish.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Your French dip, sir.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'Community wok?'

'More French bread, sir?.'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'