French Fry Fans Prints

'Nothing, just taking a jacuz'... how about you?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Temp, tempo!"

Real Fast Food.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

The Food of Shame.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Fish Fries

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'