Fry Fans Prints

Full English Breakfast.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Will you still love me when I'm old and crinkled?"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

The Food of Shame.

Boiling Oil.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

Fish Fries

Thank God it's Fry Day.

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'What TV dinner goes best with a sitcom?'

'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'

'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'

"Good Lord! The Fryolator! We’re too late, Sarge!"

"Excellent! This crap again!"

'Just fries? Certainly Sir. Would you like that with fries?'