French Fry Fans Gifts

'Nothing, just taking a jacuz'... how about you?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

The Food of Shame.

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

Real Fast Food.

"Temp, tempo!"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

Fish Fries

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'