Fries Fanatics Gifts

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Sausages.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

The Food of Shame.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"See? It never hurts to ask."