Fries Aficionado Gifts

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

It takes the fun out of it when the food police say it's okay.

Real Fast Food.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

"You need a better pick-up line than 'You gonna eat those fries?'"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

The Food of Shame.

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"Have you been eating curry again?"

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Fish Fries