Fries Lover Gifts

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

'How's the curry?'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

The morning after the night before.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

'How's the curry?.'

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

"Please rise."

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"I like him. He reminds me of me when I was a frog."

Real Fast Food.

Tadpoles

Baking Buns