Fries Lover Gifts

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Boss, we got a UFO sighting...Unidentified Frying Object.'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

The morning after the night before.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'How's the curry?'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'How's the curry?.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

"Please rise."

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

Real Fast Food.

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."