Fries Enthusiast Gifts

If crispy fries are your passion, or you're shopping for a fellow devotee, our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Each product is designed to bring a smile and celebrate the joy of fries. Whether it's for a kitchen corner, a fun gift, or a quirky casual look, discover charming items that speak to your fry-loving soul.

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"I was in college asking questions like 'What is the meaning of life'? I came out of college asking questions like 'Would you like fries with that'?"

"I was in college asking questions like 'What is the meaning of life'? I came out of college asking questions like 'Would you like fries with that'?" mockup

"I was in college asking questions like 'What is the meaning of life'? I came out of college asking questions like 'Would you like fries with that'?"

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"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go." mockup

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

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"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..." mockup

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

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"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried." mockup

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

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'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods' mockup

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

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'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.' mockup

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

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The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special! mockup

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

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"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!" mockup

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

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"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them." mockup

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

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"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!" mockup

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

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"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries." mockup

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

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UFO = Unidentified frying object. mockup

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

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"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough." mockup

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

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"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!" mockup

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

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"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu." mockup

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

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"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door." mockup

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

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...the onion rings

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"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried." mockup

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

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What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea! mockup

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

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Yes, I Want Fries With That.

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"Could I have the fires al dente?" mockup

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

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Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan. mockup

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

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'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.' mockup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

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The Food of Shame.

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Real Fast Food.

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"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"Actually, I will have fries with that." mockup

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

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'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'. mockup

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

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Boiling Oil.

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Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?" mockup

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

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"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything." mockup

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

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'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!' mockup

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

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"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!" mockup

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

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"See? It never hurts to ask."

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Fries Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Fries Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of fry enthusiast mugs—witty, fun, and perfect for any fry lover’s coffee cup.

Fries Enthusiast Pillows

Discover playful fry print pillows—great for adding personality to your living space or snack corner.

Fries Enthusiast Prints

Browse our fun fry-inspired prints to decorate your kitchen or serve as a cheeky gift for fellow fry fans.

Fries Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our fry-themed t-shirts—ideal for showing off your love for snacks with a humorous twist.