French Fry Aficionado Gifts

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Cooking with Pierre

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

You are what you eat.