Fish Fry Fanatic Gifts

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"We're not coming back here again Marvis...they've got no bloody chip shops!"

Real Fast Food.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'Community wok?'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

Fish Fries

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

"See? It never hurts to ask."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.