Fried Fish Fanatic Gifts

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"He was a sea rescue."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

Carp, per diem.

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'