Fried Fish Fanatic Gifts

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"He was a sea rescue."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fishing Boat Derby

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Carp, per diem.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Origins Of Evolution

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