Fried Food Enthusiast Gifts

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You're next on my bucket list."

The Zombie Awakes...

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Entry-level positions at KFC.

"Excellent! This crap again!"

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Medium Fries and a Drink

'That should get some more customers in here!'

Vocal Fry

"It's that dream again where I'm being chased by an old guy in a white suit who thinks he's a colonel."