Fried Food Enthusiast Mugs

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The Zombie Awakes...

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

"It's my emotional support animal."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Entry-level positions at KFC.

"Excellent! This crap again!"

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Medium Fries and a Drink

'That should get some more customers in here!'

Vocal Fry

Chicken road crossing sign with man crossing road holding fast food chicken bucket.