Fried Food Lover Mugs

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You're next on my bucket list."

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

The Colonel at home.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

'Corporal Saunders this unhealthy fascination with poultry will end in tears.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'If he's good, let him have a - I'll spell it - K ... F ... C ...'

Entry-level positions at KFC.

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Medium Fries and a Drink

'That should get some more customers in here!'

Vocal Fry

"It's that dream again where I'm being chased by an old guy in a white suit who thinks he's a colonel."

'Did he say anything before he died?' 'Only 'Finger-lickin' good.''